What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-”She is very sexyful!”